Tag: funny
group name: mnlife
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December 10, 2006 10:56 AM EST --
Very funny sign from an airport in MN.
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July 14, 2008 12:40 PM EDT --
The happiest man in the world is a pink little guy I used to care for at the Faribault State Hospital in Minnesota. "The Colonel" was born with severe Down's Syndrome, yet he enjoyed . . .
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January 27, 2007 03:20 AM EST --
I don't usually post email forwards but this one brought on a HUGE belly laugh. Being both a former Lutheran and Minnesotan it sure hit home...
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May 19, 2008 02:08 PM EDT --
After four hours of touring the flat expanses of Eastern North Dakota, I told my buddy I'd seen empty parking lots with more scenery.
At least parking lots have interesting stuff like white . . .
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April 21, 2008 06:58 AM EDT --
I have yet to visit the eHarmony website, but I am curious. Can anyone tell me if the following items appear on their compatibility questionnaire?
- Which is louder: a pile driver or your snoring? . . .
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April 28, 2008 08:24 AM EDT --
There was a time when almost everyone in Minnesota lived in a tent. The equipment in those days was pretty basic stuff: buffalo hide shelter, wicker backpacks, wooden utensils and maybe a clay vessel . . .
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May 05, 2008 06:59 AM EDT --
I remember my son's coach ticking his way through the roll-call before the soccer games: "Joshua, Jeremiah, Jason, Joshua, Joshua, Joshua".
You get the idea.
To . . .
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July 14, 2008 01:05 AM EDT --
This afternoon, the missus and I endured an usually long line at the coffee shop.
Our cashier, a fresh young man with crisp tattoos and silver piercings, pecked warily at the register. He seemed skittish . . .
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November 27, 2008 11:09 AM EST --
No one described home better than the poet Robert Frost
In Death of the Hired Man , he wrote, "Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in."
And so it . . .
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December 14, 2006 12:37 PM EST --
I have to admit, I finally did go see this movie. I am one of those people who have to judge it for myself and I am always interested in “cultural phenomenon." To be . . .
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May 13, 2008 10:09 AM EDT --
I don't believe in "Global Warming".
No, not at all.
I've read some interesting studies about carbon forcing and others that suggest the whole thing is overblown, but at least . . .
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April 14, 2008 07:17 AM EDT --
I have been told by experts in such matters that on a golf course I am a clear and present danger to all living things as well as any inanimate object within the range of half a mile.
Much of this . . .
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June 30, 2008 06:23 AM EDT --
Yesterday, I broke new ground for workers rights.
It occurred near the coffee machine where I did a little dance with a new employee. I was so preoccupied with the "KNOW YOUR RIGHTS" postings . . .
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July 28, 2008 02:34 PM EDT --
Good Morning.
I hope this Monday find you in good spirits. If not, cheer up, things could be a whole lot worse.
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On that score, I spent the weekend skimming a book on Communist Humor. . . .
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May 08, 2008 06:55 PM EDT --
Imagine the day after the 2008 election. The Democrats will be whooping it up, having bagged the presidency and padded their power in the House and Senate.
They will be giddy as newly weds - . . .
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September 18, 2006 01:17 PM EDT --
Thanks to everyone who shared their crime stories and thoughts about security for our next show. Thought I'd give a quick shout to you all that our reservations form is now online to get your . . .
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August 25, 2008 12:06 AM EDT --
I'm on the outs with my cousin Dave.
I fed his steak to the coyote who haunts the woods where our family holds it summer barbecues. Now Dave is mad at me. He says dieting has turned . . .
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May 06, 2009 10:37 PM EDT --
Letter to President Obama #13 | Subject: Zoos
Dear President Obama,
I’m writing because I was on the web and looking at the website for the Federal Bureau of Prisons, but I couldn’t . . .
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May 16, 2009 01:38 AM EDT --
Letter to President Obama #21 | Subject: Food, and the Food and Drug Administration
Dear President Obama,
I’ve got a few questions about food and food safety.
First, I read online the other . . .
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January 28, 2008 06:25 AM EST --
I bought something the other day I shouldn't have. It was a little thing, a memory chip for my camera, but it came in a large clam-shell package. I needed the chip, but I swore I would . . .
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